Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

Editorial, Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

Attention-seeking: And Other Acts of Bravery for the Cause of Love

Attention-seeking: And Other Acts of Bravery for the Cause of Love

Dr. Snoopman finds out why valuing attention-seeking over nurturing the joy-killer of New Zealand cultural life, the perennial Tall Poppy Syndrome, is crucial to our survival.  By Dr Snoopman, 23 December 2014 Ahoy, Attention Seekers! It turns out, we never grow out of attention-seeking. The importance of engaging with one […]

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Behind the Secret Aqua Love Affair (John Key + Metiria Turei – Full Transcript)

Behind the Secret Aqua Love Affair (John Key + Metiria Turei – Full Transcript)

Metiria Turei, Green Party Co-Leader (speaking from Wellington, New Zealand): Kia Ora Kou tou. Thank you everyone for turning up today and observing our noontime embargo with the transcripts. The love affair between John Key and me is not only loads of fun. It is something very special. It represents […]

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Blue Steely Resolve Face: How John Key was Mentored to Appear Sincere, Assertive and Firm with One Look and What It’s Hiding.

Blue Steely Resolve Face: How John Key was Mentored to Appear Sincere, Assertive and Firm with One Look and What It’s Hiding.

By Sophia Bigg-Storm, 5 December 2014   With a view of Myer’s Park from a room at the Quest Hotel, Upper Street, on the fringes of Auckland’s Central Gambling District, Metiria Turei recounts how she gave the New Zealand economy’s current prime minister, John Phillip Key, a ‘new look’ to […]

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Nesting in Aqua Sheets: NZ PM’s & Greens Co-leader’s secret ‘love’ trysts

Nesting in Aqua Sheets: NZ PM’s & Greens Co-leader’s secret ‘love’ trysts

With the coercive powers of Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth, Sophia Bigg-Storm gets the scoop on the secret love trysts at the top of the New Zealand economy’s political sex chain between Prime Minister John Key and Green Party Co-leader Metiria Turei. Wondering why this unlikely pair of ‘Aqua Lovers’ […]

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‘Nice Guy’ Key: NZ’s Prime minister drafts of the smugly-toned ‘Missing Million’ voters letter in Cabinet Diary .

NZ PM Writes to ‘Missing Million’ Voters, “Thanks for not voting, loser”.

  By Sophia Bigg-Storm, 6 October 2014   Mr ‘Nice Guy’ Congratulates Losers New Zealand’s prime minister John Key shocked the economy’s police, armed forces and intelligence services on the election night of September 20 following his party’s third-term win. The shock was not because Key and the National Party […]

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NZ PM John Key’s Suppressed ‘Missing Million’ Voters Letter

NZ PM John Key’s Suppressed ‘Missing Million’ Voters Letter

  21 September 2014 [INSERT NON-VOTING LOSER’S ADDRESS HERE]   Dear [INSERT NON-VOTING LOSER’S NAME HERE], Congratulations for being one of the ‘Missing Million’ Voters who chose not to vote in the New Zealand economy’s 2014 general election. Your absenteeism was not only crucial for the National Party’s hat-trick win. It […]

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Tapping into the Party Line: A prominent talkback radio listener detected a subtle right-wing tone at work in The New Zealand Herald's news coverage.

Man Steals Nun’s Blue and White Livery, Says Newspaper Made Him Do It

   By Hemi Iti, 20 September 2014 An Auckland man was charged with theft and impersonating a sister of Christ at an unholy hour this morning after he stole blue and white livery from St Mary’s Convent in Ponsonby, Auckland, New Zealand Police say. The man, dressed as a nun, […]

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“Bibi, stop bombing, already … or we’ll cut your bullets,” Obama tells Israel’s prime minister Benjamin (Bibi) Netanyahu (Leaked White House Transcript)

“Bibi, stop bombing, already … or we’ll cut your bullets,” Obama tells Israel’s prime minister Benjamin (Bibi) Netanyahu (Leaked White House Transcript)

“Benjamin … even the Afrikaner Broederbond [a white supremacist brotherhood] weren’t this brazen during their apartheid reign in South Africa.”

by × July 31, 2014 × Comments are Disabled

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Harry Potter’s Suppressed Interview (Edited Transcript)

Harry Potter’s Suppressed Interview (Edited Transcript)

A Wizard vs Goblin Bankers’ War. Magically Conjured Credit. How the Wizard Bankers’ Military Underpins the US Dollar. Harry Potter, who traveled by an ultra-fast sub-terrain train network to the far-flung economy of New Zealand for an interview with a non-Hollywood aligned news outlet, Snoopman News, arrived at night. It […]

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Epic Storm Brewing: US President Barack Obama and New Zealand Prime Minister (& ex-banker) John Key read about the suppression of Harry Potter’s interview following his stormy rendezvous with Snoopman News.

Harry Potter Breaks Hollywood Gag-clause, Stuns World Leaders into Unscheduled Epic Three Minutes of Silence

Harry Potter breaks Warner Brothers contractual gag-clauses. The wizard reveals What Must Not Be Spoken in the News Media Anywhere in the Muggle World. Here, for the first time, the shocking truth behind why one of the world’s most famous wizards was forced to live a double life as Daniel […]

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