The Smiling Assassin a Quitter?
Part I – Breaking Voice for Breaking News By Steve ‘Snoopman’ Edwards The Secret Seven When one of New Zealand’s…
Thin Red Line: NZ Ombudman’s Urgent Intervention Sought on Trans-Pacific Treaty Parliamentary Hearings
BREAKING! This letter was sent to the New Zealand Parliament’s Ombudsman’s Office at lunchtime today seeking an investigation into a…
Prime Minister is Best ‘dadD’: New Zealand Newspaper Declares John Key ‘Our Father of the Year’ as 2015 Turns 5 Months-old
An absent prime minister who leads a double life as a ‘brave’ dad? An art student who gets news media…
Satisfying TV Market Share Hoes: Sexing Up Current Affairs or Manufacturing Soap? Part I
CURRENT AFFAIRS SHOW TO BE CHOPPED? STOP BECAUSE “ZONED-OUT” TV AUDIENCES, SAYS PRIME MINISTER STOP “PLANNED SYSTEMIC APATHY” SAY INVESTIGATIVE…
NZ PM Writes to ‘Missing Million’ Voters, “Thanks for not voting, loser”.
By Sophia Bigg-Storm, 6 October 2014 Mr ‘Nice Guy’ Congratulates Losers New Zealand’s prime minister John Key shocked…
NZ PM John Key’s Suppressed ‘Missing Million’ Voters Letter
21 September 2014 [INSERT NON-VOTING LOSER’S ADDRESS HERE] Dear [INSERT NON-VOTING LOSER’S NAME HERE], Congratulations for being one of…
Man Steals Nun’s Blue and White Livery, Says Newspaper Made Him Do It
By Hemi Iti, 20 September 2014 An Auckland man was charged with theft and impersonating a sister of Christ…
Conjuring the Smiling Assassin
A Money Tree Wand. An ex-banker’s note book of spells. Objects of a double life. A financial wizard who was just…