1080 to Eradicate Child Poverty by 2020, Leaked White Paper Says


Steve ‘Snoopman’ Edwards


A secret poison plan written by a new think-tank outlined the “business case” for eradicating “poverty-afflicted rug-rodents” in New Zealand by the year 2020.[1] The leaked 1080 poison program is designed to “relieve pressures” that bite into dividends paid to the Neo-Colonial Government’s nameless creditors.

The white paper titled, ‘Gone by Lunchtime 2020: The Business Case for Predator-free Mouldy Rentals of New Zealand’ argued that, “the root-cause of child poverty is children who come into a franchised world disorganised, skill-less and, most importantly, without asset portfolios”.

It proposes sub-lethal doses of the poison, 1080,[2] to target economically challenged children who “nag” for food, clothing, warmth, and shelter, or money for such “unearned privileges”. The more a “poverty-afflicted rug-rat nags for these unearned privileges, the more frequent the sub-lethal doses will become”, the report stated.

The secret ‘Gone by Lunchtime 2020′ report[3]” said that “optimal lifelessness” outcomes were inevitable, but that the statistical analysis would clearly show blame lay with “active-aggressive nagging rug-rats” who lacked restraint, by predating on their parents, caregivers and teachers and who “brashly exhibited  juvenile entitlement,  claiming unearned privileges based on the class-based greed of the poor rather than need”.[4] A pandemic of self-absorption had swept through poor neighbourhoods, the report claimed, where children in miniwealth rentals shamelessly wanted to live beyond their means because they had fallen into a psychological trap known as “structural greedy”.

To eliminate structural greedy, the 1080 doses would be regulated through Smart Water® meters and dispersed into mains water pipes of miniwealth rentals when triggered by surveillance devices on site that detected rug-rats nagging for unearned privileges.

The leak follows New Zealand’s Rich-Lister Prime Minister John Key stating on Radio New Zealand that it is easier and more fun measuring stoats, rodents or possums in a particular land area confiscated or swindled from Māori than calculating whether a financially illiterate rug-rodent was living in a threadbare state of miniwealth.[5]

The paper, which was sponsored by the new think-tank called Grey’s Gambit, is marked “For Neo-Colonialist Eyes Only”. The name ‘Grey’s Gambit’ refers to a colonial era governor, George Grey, and his secret stratagem to destroy the Māori communal economy[6] by transporting Imperial and Colonial troops and militia up the Waikato River on iron-clad steamers to invade the heartland of the Kingitanga movement in 1863.[7] British settlers could not compete economically with Māori, while the colonial oligarchy around the orbit of the Bank of New Zealand desired to establish a debt-enslavement currency system.[8]  This history, while not secret today, is now classified as a voluntary topic entitled, Settled Peacefully,[9] in the soon-to-be launched Neo-Colonial Public-Private-Partnership School Curriculum Certificate (NCPPPSCC).

The group’s paper cautioned there are cracks appearing in our widely and subtly promoted myth that New Zealand is a fair place to live.[10] The Grey’s Gambit white paper narcissistically bragged even as it cautioned:

Our legacy is that today, most of the Kiwi Tax Flock struggle. However, naïve Kiwis are starting to notice that our Rich-Lister asset portfolios parked in wealth shelters are neither fair, nor above confiscation. There is a real risk that Kiwis who are not poverty-afflicted may make the connection between our own Neo-Colonial-era looting and our colonial forebears. The confiscations of Maori land  in the Waikato totalled 1.3 million hectares  which had been ear-marked as collateral for loans raised to wage the New Zealand Wars during this period.[11]   Following the New Zealand Wars,  swindles ensued that dispossessed Maori of 13 million acres of the best land in the imaginatively-named ‘North Island’. Since the late 1980s, when we kicked off our Neo-Colonial looting by swindling 13 state-owned enterprises for a song of 13 billion credit-manufactured dollars,[12] we have swelled our numbers, wealth and gloating.

Hilariously though, Kiwis failed to make the connection between the $1.3 billion bailout the Bank of New Zealand received as a ‘deposit’ from the Kiwi Tax Flock, that we then used to fund our $13 billion spending spree (because  credit manufacturing banks at that time were able to conjure ‘loans’ by 10 times what they held in deposits). Gloating aside, we, the New Zealand Business Mafia, cannot rest on our laurels and let our carefully-crafted myths become a threatened species.”

“The trick”, the ‘Gone by Lunchtime 2020’ report said, “is to get poor Kiwis to think their new Smart Water® meters[13] are delivering something in the water for free that would make them smarter. This should not be too hard”, the Grey’s Gambit report ventured, “because our forebears sucker-luckered Kiwis into believing that fluoride would be great for fighting tooth decay.[14] Like all propaganda,[15] the advertising forgot to say that fluoride is a by-product made from the manufacturing of steel, aluminum, glass, and cement. In short, fluoride is toxic industrial waste.

We believe the gullible Kiwi Tax Flock can be coaxed into believing that 1080 in measured sub-lethal doses is healthy and those that believe otherwise can be cast as the ‘tin-foil hat brigade’ via the gutted-out news media”, the Eradicate Child Poverty by 2020 report claimed.

The Grey’s Gambit scheme envisages targeting children with propaganda through advertising.

“Therefore”, the ‘Gone by Lunchtime 2020’ report concluded, “we suggest a sales pitch employing animated, vividly-coloured scientist Carrots and naïve Kiwis singing a jingle with a chorus line, “1080 for a biggybright futurematey!


Produced in association with Meddling Kids 2016


Biggybright References:

[1] This cited article refers to the controversy over the Government spy agency, the GCSB, and whether it conducts mass surveillance on New Zealanders. John Key claimed he had asked the Government Communications Security Bureau to outline a “business case” for spying. See: Andrea Vance. (14 September 2014). PM waits for spy claims before counter. Retrieved from: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/10497742/PM-waits-for-spy-claims-before-counter

[2] This citation refers to the Department of Conservation’s ill-conceived program to eradicate pests such as stoats, rats and possums by carpet-bombing New Zealand 1080 poison. If DOC officials had bothered to research New Zealand’s debt-based currency system, they would see that their budget-constrained 1080 poison scheme is unnecessary. With debt-free public banking, interest free money could fund unemployed people to shoot, trap and skin pests. See: Predator Free New Zealand 2050. Retrieved from: http://www.doc.govt.nz/our-work/predator-free-new-zealand-2050/; For debt-based currency systems, see; Mike Maloney. (2013). The Biggest Scam In The History Of Mankind (Documentary) – Hidden Secrets of Money 4. Retrieved from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0; Paul Grignon (2009). Money As Debt – Full Length Documentary MoneyasDebt.net. Retrieved from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqvKjsIxT_8;  “The Secret Of Oz” – The Truth Behind The Modern Financial System, And The Money-Political Complex” at: http://www.zerohedge.com/article/secret-oz-truth-behind-modern-financial-system-and-money-political-complex

[3] ‘Gone by Lunchtime’ became a political catchphrase after it became known in 2005 that Don Brash told visiting US senators in January 2004 that if his National Party became the next government, New Zealand’s nuclear-free legislation would be “gone by lunchtime”. Alistair Barry. (2008). The Hollow Men. [Motion Picture] At 17 mins. Retrieved from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4pEyBlIGdw

[4] Peter Shirtcliffe. (28 February 2016). The New Equation: Racial Preference = Unearned Privilege. NZCPR. Retrieved from: www.nzcpr.com/the-new-equation-racial-preference-unearned-privilege/

[5] Guyon Espinor. (3 October 2016). Video: Easier to count rodents than kids in poverty, suggests Key. Retrieved from: http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/political/314747/video-easier-to-count-rodents-than-kids-in-poverty,-suggests-key; Jo Moir. (3 October 2016). Prime Minister John Key on the wrong side of the child poverty debate. Retrieved from: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/84914813/Prime-Minister-John-Key-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-child-poverty-debate

[6] Tony Simpson (1986). Te Riri Pakeha: The White Man’s Anger. Auckland, NZ: Hodder and Stoughton.

[7] Tom Gibson (1974). The Maori Wars, p. 109; Grant Middlemiss. (2014). The Waikato River Gunboats: The Story of the Gunboats Used During the British Invasion of the Waikato. Ellington, New Zealand: Printing.com; Belich. (1998). The New Zealand Wars, p. 142; Vaggaoli (2000). History of New Zealand and its Inhabitants, p.188; Kingitanga: The Untold Story. https://www.maoritelevision.com/tv/shows/kiingitanga/S01E001/kiingitanga-series-1-episode-1; https://www.maoritelevision.com/tv/shows/kiingitanga/S01E002/kiingitanga-series-1-episode-2; https://www.maoritelevision.com/tv/shows/kiingitanga/S01E003/kiingitanga-series-1-episode-3

[8] Chappell, N. M. (1961). New Zealand Banker’s Hundred: A History of the Bank of New Zealand 1861-1961, 18-19, 31, 393-394, 397. Auckland, NZ: Bank of New Zealand. Hunt, Graeme (2000) The Rich List: Wealth and Enterprise 1820-2000, p. 84; Grant, David (1997): Bulls, Bears & Elephants: A History of the New Zealand, p. 381, Stock Exchange, p. 381.

[9] Waatea News. (19 November 2014). NZ settlement peaceful says Key. http://www.waateanews.com/waateanews/x_story_id/ODM3Nw==/National/x_story/NZ-settlement-peaceful-says-Key; Chris Bramwell. (25 November 2014). Peaceful settlement’ view challenged. Retrieved from: http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/political/260174/%27peaceful-settlement%27-view-challenged; For a counter-view see: Chris Trotter. ( 25 November 2014). Nothing Wrong With John Key’s History. Bowalley Road. Retrieved from: http://bowalleyroad.blogspot.co.nz/2014/11/nothing-wrong-with-john-keys-history.html

[10]  John Ansell. (12 August 2012). TREATYGATE — Time to Expose the Con. Retrieved from: https://treatygate.wordpress.com/2012/08/12/treatygate-time-to-expose-the-con

[11] Michael King. (2008). Maori: A Photographic and Social History. p. 50; Michael King. (2003).  The Penguin History of New Zealand, p. 216; Simpson 1986: Te Riri Pakeha, p.166; Vaggaoli (2000). A History of New Zealand and Its Inhabitants, p.187)

[12] Kelsey, Jane. (1995). The New Zealand Experiment: A World Model for Structural Adjustment? p. 135. Pluto Press.

[13] I am sarcastically referring to smart meters for electricity, not smart water meters. Electricity Smart Meters for electricity have been deployed in New Zealand by stealth with cunning notifications to people cast as grid-based electricity users stating the new meters are a ‘technology upgrade’. http://www.stopsmartmeters.org.nz/videos/; See also: Josh Del Sol (2014). Take Back Your Power. Retrieved from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiksb3H4k

[14] Peter Meiers. (n.d.). The History of Fluorine, Fluoride and Fluoridation. Fluoride History.de. http://www.fluoride-history.de/; Peter Meiers. The Bauxite Story – A look at ALCOA. http://www.fluoride-history.de/bauxite.htm; Joel Griffiths. (Summer 1998). Fluoride Industry’s Toxic Coup. Food & Water Journal. http://www.nofluoride.com/food_and_water.cfm

[15] Michael Vagg. (19 September 2013). Anti-fluoride activists should put their tinfoil hat theories to rest. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/sep/19/anti-fluoride-science-australia

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