Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

1080 to Eradicate Child Poverty by 2020, Leaked White Paper Says

1080 to Eradicate Child Poverty by 2020, Leaked White Paper Says

Steve ‘Snoopman’ Edwards   A secret poison plan written by a new think-tank outlined the “business case” for eradicating “poverty-afflicted rug-rodents” in New Zealand by the year 2020.[1] The leaked 1080 poison program is designed to “relieve pressures” that bite into dividends paid to the Neo-Colonial Government’s nameless creditors. The […]

by × October 5, 2016 × Comments are Disabled

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‘Captain Cook was a Sissily-Costumed Masonic Puppet’,           says Māori Historian

‘Captain Cook was a Sissily-Costumed Masonic Puppet’, says Māori Historian

Claims that Europeans ‘discovered’ lands in the ‘New World’ that were either already inhabited or known to indigenous and seafaring peoples have long confused think-u-lating people all around the world. They need not be perplexed anymore. A professor of colonial history at the University of Aotearoa has told an audience […]

by × April 9, 2016 × Comments are Disabled

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Why Flagman Wanted a Face Transplant

Why Flagman Wanted a Face Transplant

In this special report, Iggy Swind and Sophia Bigg-Storm find out what the famous crime-busting Meddling Kids – Scooby-Doo and Friends – missed when they caught Flagman trying to pull a political swifty. Swind and Bigg-Storm reveal who Flagman really works for and what his prime puppeteer, Jon van Smille-Ling-Assassin, […]

by × March 30, 2016 × Comments are Disabled

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DiCaprio’s Censored UN Thinky-Speech

DiCaprio’s Censored UN Thinky-Speech

[Full 8-minute Transcript, 29 February 2016]   The X-Factor of Empire As the world knows, I spoke about the drowning-out of the planet’s many voices by the politics of greed, including the suppressed indigenous peoples, in my Oscar acceptance speech for Best Male Acting Powers. The compressed time meant I […]

by × March 4, 2016 × Comments are Disabled

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Aotea-Mower: The Land of the Loony White Media Woosies

Aotea-Mower: The Land of the Loony White Media Woosies

  In the land formerly known as Aotearoa New Zealand, Snoopman reveals why exactly Aotea-Mower is primed for a zombie-like walk into tyranny via the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement (TPPA) and its fraternal mega cartel deal siblings.   By Snoopman Fight-less ‘Birds of Prey’   Before I get into this anthropological […]

by × February 10, 2016 × Comments are Disabled

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Yoda Censored: Behind the Suppression of Star Wars. [Rebel Spy Photo: Persia Ninja]

Yoda says, “Give peace a chance, sissy Earthlings, you must! Mmmm.”

Lecturing Lucas: The real Yoda in an interview suppressed for 44 years. [Rebel Spy Photo: Persia Ninja]   George Lucas: Why does humanity suck at world peace?[1]  Yoda: Knowledge of who controls the Dark Side, Earthlings do not seek. GL: Why? Y: Made of fear, meek Earthlings are. Sissy extras, George, […]

by × December 20, 2015 × Comments are Disabled

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Hollywood Stunned: The Real Secret History of Star Wars Revealed

Hollywood Stunned: The Real Secret History of Star Wars Revealed

     By Iggy Swind and Sophia Bigg-Storm.   High-stakes Bidding War with a Twist The discovery of a secret interview filmed in 1971 with the real Yoda of Star Wars fame has stunned many in Hollywood. The industry-wide shock is not simply because nearly everyone has believed that the Star […]

by × December 20, 2015 × Comments are Disabled

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Snoopman Fired from Snoopman News

Snoopman Fired from Snoopman News

A Media Mogul’s Journalistic Alter-Ego who joined a Protest, Gave Away Millions while Reporting, Now Turns Job-seeking into an Act of Dissent In the midst of being fired for giving away millions of his employer’s capital to protestors, detective-journalist Snoopman proposed a new role for himself within Snoopman News Group. […]

by × November 26, 2015 × Comments are Disabled

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Why I Rented-a-Crowd of Misinformed Protesters

Why I Rented-a-Crowd of Misinformed Protesters

Words by Steve Edwards   With sagely insight, Nu Zillun’s foremost Infallible Expert on Everything, prime minister John Key, opined that protesters who demonstrated in nationwide rallies across the South Pacific island nation against the impending Trans-Pacific Partnership on August 15, were “misinformed” and merely a “rent-a-crowd”. [Like many New […]

by × August 26, 2015 × Comments are Disabled

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Honest John: Under the influence of the Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth.

THE CENSORED EXCLUSIVE: A Serial Ponytail Yanker’s Lasso of Truth Interview [Full Transcript, 13 April 2015]

This shocking suppressed interview with the prime minister of the New Zealand realm, John Phillip Key (AKA ‘the Smiling Assassin’), delves deeper into the reasons underpinning the bullying of a waitress by the country’s leader. It was conducted by The New Zealand Herald’s editor, Shayne Currie, who had his ‘plumber […]

by × April 26, 2015 × Comments are Disabled