Hollywood Stunned: The Real Secret History of Star Wars Revealed
By Iggy Swind and Sophia Bigg-Storm. High-stakes Bidding War with a Twist The discovery of a secret interview filmed in 1971 with the real Yoda of Star Wars fame has…
Why I Rented-a-Crowd of Misinformed Protesters
Words by Steve Edwards With sagely insight, Nu Zillun’s foremost Infallible Expert on Everything, prime minister John Key, opined that protesters who demonstrated in nationwide rallies across the South Pacific…
NZ PM Writes to ‘Missing Million’ Voters, “Thanks for not voting, loser”.
By Sophia Bigg-Storm, 6 October 2014 Mr ‘Nice Guy’ Congratulates Losers New Zealand’s prime minister John Key shocked the economy’s police, armed forces and intelligence services on the election night…
NZ PM John Key’s Suppressed ‘Missing Million’ Voters Letter
21 September 2014 Dear , Congratulations for being one of the ‘Missing Million’ Voters who chose not to vote in the New Zealand economy’s 2014 general election. Your absenteeism was…
Man Steals Nun’s Blue and White Livery, Says Newspaper Made Him Do It
By Hemi Iti, 20 September 2014 An Auckland man was charged with theft and impersonating a sister of Christ at an unholy hour this morning after he stole blue and…
Harry Potter Breaks Hollywood Gag-clause, Stuns World Leaders into Unscheduled Epic Three Minutes of Silence
Harry Potter breaks Warner Brothers contractual gag-clauses. The wizard reveals What Must Not Be Spoken in the News Media Anywhere in the Muggle World. Here, for the first time, the…
Conjuring the Smiling Assassin
A Money Tree Wand. An ex-banker’s note book of spells. Objects of a double life. A financial wizard who was just a muggle with no magical ability. A wizard comedian…
Ecological Concerns are “Clap-trap”, Simple Simon says (again)
New Zealand Minister of Energy & Resources ‘Educates’ Green Movement in Response to Being Teased for Downplaying Petroleum Exploration Plans in Native Forest By Iggy Swind, 11 April 2014. New…
Code Purple: Whistle Blowing on ‘Free markets’, the ‘Shock Doctrine’ and ‘New Constitutionalism’
Under the rubric of ‘free market’ globalization, a transnational capitalist class is transforming the world. Snoopman investigates a black-hole that the world’s media missionaries fear to voyage to. Our intrepid…
Lorde Censored: The Queen Bee’s Suppressed Grammy Speech
Click the PDF link Lorde Censored: The Queen Bee’s Suppressed Grammy Speech To see Front-page news in New Zealand Lorde’s censored handwritten Grammy speech Full Transcript (with citations) of Lorde’s…