Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

Why I Rented-a-Crowd of Misinformed Protesters

Why I Rented-a-Crowd of Misinformed Protesters

Words by Steve Edwards   With sagely insight, Nu Zillun’s foremost Infallible Expert on Everything, prime minister John Key, opined that protesters who demonstrated in nationwide rallies across the South Pacific island nation against the impending Trans-Pacific Partnership on August 15, were “misinformed” and merely a “rent-a-crowd”. [Like many New […]

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Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

‘Nice Guy’ Key: NZ’s Prime minister drafts of the smugly-toned ‘Missing Million’ voters letter in Cabinet Diary .

NZ PM Writes to ‘Missing Million’ Voters, “Thanks for not voting, loser”.

  By Sophia Bigg-Storm, 6 October 2014   Mr ‘Nice Guy’ Congratulates Losers New Zealand’s prime minister John Key shocked the economy’s police, armed forces and intelligence services on the election night of September 20 following his party’s third-term win. The shock was not because Key and the National Party […]

by × October 5, 2014 × Comments are Disabled

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NZ PM John Key’s Suppressed ‘Missing Million’ Voters Letter

NZ PM John Key’s Suppressed ‘Missing Million’ Voters Letter

  21 September 2014 [INSERT NON-VOTING LOSER’S ADDRESS HERE]   Dear [INSERT NON-VOTING LOSER’S NAME HERE], Congratulations for being one of the ‘Missing Million’ Voters who chose not to vote in the New Zealand economy’s 2014 general election. Your absenteeism was not only crucial for the National Party’s hat-trick win. It […]

by × October 5, 2014 × Comments are Disabled

Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

Tapping into the Party Line: A prominent talkback radio listener detected a subtle right-wing tone at work in The New Zealand Herald's news coverage.

Man Steals Nun’s Blue and White Livery, Says Newspaper Made Him Do It

   By Hemi Iti, 20 September 2014 An Auckland man was charged with theft and impersonating a sister of Christ at an unholy hour this morning after he stole blue and white livery from St Mary’s Convent in Ponsonby, Auckland, New Zealand Police say. The man, dressed as a nun, […]

by × September 20, 2014 × Comments are Disabled

Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

Epic Storm Brewing: US President Barack Obama and New Zealand Prime Minister (& ex-banker) John Key read about the suppression of Harry Potter’s interview following his stormy rendezvous with Snoopman News.

Harry Potter Breaks Hollywood Gag-clause, Stuns World Leaders into Unscheduled Epic Three Minutes of Silence

Harry Potter breaks Warner Brothers contractual gag-clauses. The wizard reveals What Must Not Be Spoken in the News Media Anywhere in the Muggle World. Here, for the first time, the shocking truth behind why one of the world’s most famous wizards was forced to live a double life as Daniel […]

by × July 19, 2014 × Comments are Disabled

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From Muggle to Wizard: Ex-Banker's Suppressed Lasso of Truth Interview.

Conjuring the Smiling Assassin

A Money Tree Wand. An ex-banker’s note book of spells. Objects of a double life. A financial wizard who was just a muggle with no magical ability. A wizard comedian willing to train the ex-banker in the Dark Arts of Wizard Bastardry. Now, the banker is running a country and the […]

by × June 21, 2014 × Comments are Disabled

Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

EDUCATING SISSY LEFTIES: Bridges explains that it's important to press ahead with destroying the Planet's ecology because it's good for economic growth.

Ecological Concerns are “Clap-trap”, Simple Simon says (again)

New Zealand Minister of Energy & Resources ‘Educates’ Green Movement in Response to Being Teased for Downplaying Petroleum Exploration Plans in Native Forest By Iggy Swind, 11 April 2014.   New Zealand Minister of Energy & Resources Simon Bridges’ stunned a full New Zealand House of Representatives on Friday morning […]

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Democracy & Counter Movements, Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

Code Purple: Whistle Blowing on ‘Free markets’, the ‘Shock Doctrine’ and ‘New Constitutionalism’

Code Purple: Whistle Blowing on ‘Free markets’, the ‘Shock Doctrine’ and ‘New Constitutionalism’

Under the rubric of ‘free market’ globalization, a transnational capitalist class is transforming the world. Snoopman investigates a black-hole that the world’s media missionaries fear to voyage to. Our intrepid editor finds out why and how the world’s key oligarchs, or the super-rich, are directing a covert global neo-colonial project. […]

by × March 10, 2014 × 5 comments

Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

Royal telling off: Lorde speaks her mental buzz ...

Lorde Censored: The Queen Bee’s Suppressed Grammy Speech

Click the PDF link Lorde Censored: The Queen Bee’s Suppressed Grammy Speech To see Front-page news in New Zealand Lorde’s censored handwritten Grammy speech Full Transcript (with citations) of Lorde’s speech See the Full Story: Royal Pencil in Print: Lorde’s suppressed Grammy speech makes front-page news in far-flung New Zealand […]

by × February 17, 2014 × 1 comment

Satire, sarcasm and snoofs

Scene Stealing: New Zealand’s leading ‘national’ newspaper tries to scoop a big story.

Royal Pencil in Print: Lorde’s suppressed Grammy speech makes front-page news in New Zealand

Click the PDF link: Lorde Censored: The Queen Bee’s Suppressed Grammy Speech To See: Front-page news in New Zealand Lorde’s censored handwritten Grammy speech Full Transcript (with citations) of Lorde’s speech Visit: Snoopman News on Facebook By Sophia Bigg-Storm 15 February 2014 Belated ‘Scoop’ New Zealand’s leading daily newspaper, The […]

by × February 16, 2014 × Comments are Disabled