Anatomy of Dirty Politics: The parliamentary press gallery reporters of NZ's establishment media had relied on Key's black ops man Jason Ede for dirt on national's political opponents, while Key's election campaign manager Jo de Jouix, political pollster David Farrar and attack blogger Cameron Slater remained in the background and Attorney General Chris Finlayson could have cared less.

By Steve ‘Snoopman’ Edwards

Smooth Departure?

Ahead of John Key’s last day in ‘politics’, April 23 2017,  it is evident that the National Laundry Spin Machine is in overdrive to smooth the former prime minister’s passage into the ‘post-politics’ private political system: Neo-Colonial Empire.

Indeed, a spike in Key departure stories is detectable.[1]

However, Key’s departure may not go as smoothly as the Rich-Lister ‘Smiling Assassin’ and his fellow Rich-Lister friend and National Party President, Peter Goodfellow, had hoped.[2]

Journalist Nicky Hager is due to launch his latest book the night before Key officially resigns. It may  explore New Zealand’s deep state with all its hideous structural alliances laid bare.[3]

The Key departure stories genre – so far – have let Key & Associates off-the-hook for exploiting a deceptive political strategy known as dirty attack politics.[4] Those dirty political practices were revealed in journalist Nicky Hager’s book, Dirty Politics: How Attack Politics is Poisoning New Zealand’s Political Environment, which he launched on August 13 2014.

The intent behind the imported political stratagem was that dirty attack politics benefit right wing parties such as the National Party, while it hurts left-wing ones more, because it is known to turn off left-wing citizens from voting first. Key admitted these facts in a pre-recorded interview on Campbell Live two days after re-winning power on 22 September 2014![5]

Unfortunately, John Campbell failed to go for the jugular, and despite The Nation replaying this Campbell Live interview the following Saturday, the news media did not go for the jugular either.

It was as if New Zealand’s news reporters, editors and producers wore kitten-mittens instead of Muhammad Ali boxing gloves.

Indeed, throughout the scandal, no major news outlets led their lead stories spelling out the purpose of constructing dirty political attack environments, although I did on August 24  and October 5 2014 .[6] This key omission meant that the dirty politics scandal had the effect of adding to the disenfranchisement of young people and left-wing voters from participating in the administrative franchise known as ‘democracy’. It also meant that most New Zealanders did not know that the dirty politics scandal was a deal-breaker situation.


Architecture of Dirty Politics Revisited

The key to the Key-led political conspiracy involved the use of a fraudulent two-track stratagem.[7] The first track involved exploiting John Key’s charisma for charm offensives. Political strategists Crosby/Textor cast Key as ‘Mr Nice Guy’, a re-work of the archetypal Trickster character. The intent was that New Zealanders would not think for a moment that the minor scandals, embarrassing smears, and gaffs – that were blown out of proportion by a compliant propagandist news media system – had anything to do with Brand Key.[8]

Meanwhile, the second communication track involved Key’s top PR-man and senior advisor, Jason Ede outsourcing dirty political attacks to right-wing blog-sites, such as Cameron Slater’s Whale Oil and David Farrar’s Kiwiblog.

A Picture Tells a Thousand Blogs: Whale Oil blogger Cameron Slater and John Key on a happier night.

Cameron Slater was scape-goated heavily in the media while the more vital political asset, David Farrar, largely escaped scrutiny. Farrar’s company, Curia Market Research, has conducted political polling for National since 2004, placing him in a pivotal position to write blogs to attack National’s opponents and assist in constructing deceptive political communications.

Mr ‘Nice Guy’ Key smugly brags on election night 2014.

Brazenly, Key had maintained the fiction that Nicky Hager was a ‘left-wing conspiracy theorist’ for the last five weeks of the 2014 election campaign, yet bragged on election night that he had rung his outsourced pollster, David Farrar, night after night.[9]

Key’s use of dirty attack politics goes back to a contract signing between professional political manipulators Crosby/Textor and John Key in late 2006. There in Canberra, Key signed on the same political strategists that his predecessor, Don Brash, used to scape-goat Māori, beneficiaries and immigrants as a devious means to improve National Party’s polling.

It is therefore crucial to keep in mind that attack wolves Crosby/Textor have a track record of devising such attacks against their clients’ so-called enemies.[10] Exactly one year before the Trans-Pacific Partnership Treaty signing, boutique public affairs, government relations and campaign consultancy, Hannifin de Joux (HdJ), announced a strategic partnership with the New Zealand chapter of CrosbyITextor Group.[11] Jo de Joux, of Hannifin de Joux (HdJ), had worked in various roles for the National Party since 1999, and has three non-genuine election victories under her campaign manager black belt,[12] including the September 2014 general election amid the Dirty Politics scandal.[13]


Moreover, TV3’s The Nation, which replayed the Campbell Live John Key interview recorded on Monday September 22 2014, is listed on Curia Market Research’s website as a client.[14]


Good Time to Invest in Bail Bonds? [Pause] Not.

I contend this fraudulent dirty political conspiracy – as exposed five weeks prior to the 2014 general election – was also a breach of section 240 of the Crimes Act.[15] Key & Associates gained possession and control over privileges, economic and financial resources and caused loss through deception, by consciously undermining New Zealand’s democratic system for three consecutive election wins!

Furthermore, Attorney General Chris Finlayson has left himself wide open to prosecution for furtherance of conspiracy for failing to make the then-Neo-Colonial Prime Minister – John Phillip Key – testify in an open session before the election – when it counted most!

It is pertinent to recall that Tony Molloy QC said to business reporter Brian Fallow of the New Zealand Herald in 1999, “you can often prove criminal intent from people’s actions and the circumstances”.[16] As Neal Katyal found in his scholarly law paper “Conspiracy Theory” published in The Yale Law Journal Neal, once a criminal group has been identified, the threshold of additional evidence that shows enjoinable conduct or a ‘meeting in the minds’ that is useable in court is lowered.[17]  Katyal argued that a “sunk cost trap” dynamic is created when people commit to a specific course of action that binds them and “escalates previous behaviour”.

The failure of the Crown Law Office, the Electoral Commission, the Justice Department, the New Zealand Police, the Ombudsman’s Office and the Governor General to intervene and suspend the general election of 2014 belies a disturbing truth: dirty political practices are endemic to the New Zealand Government.

The lack of serious, sustained investigations into the Key Ministry’s dirty political attack environment suggests that the prosecution authorities are content with a criminogenic political environment, which Monash University lecturer in international law, Eric Wilson, describes more generally as power crimes.

In Newstalk ZB’s political reporter Felix Marwick’s account of his kitten-mitten 3-year ‘effort’ to gain Official Information Requests on the Key Ministry’s associations with right-wing bloggers, through ‘civil servants’ such as Chief of Staff of the Prime Minister’s Office, Wayne Eagleson, it is clear that a Kafka-esque culture of state censorship exists.[18] That censorship held with the complicity of the media outlets,[19] since New Zealand’s corporatized and cartelized media conglomerates act covertly as a machine arm of the state, as NBR journalist Nathan Smith stated.[20] Furthermore, the roles of others in Key’s orbit also need to be investigated, such as his press secretaries,[21] and Sarah Boyle, who Fairfax’s Stuff reported worked alongside Key’s ‘black ops’ man Jason Ede and was Key’s ‘OIA gate-keeper’ at the time of Dirty Politics scandal.[22]

I suggest the Neo-Colonial Government’s dirty attack politics practices, collusion and cover-ups[23] will come back to bite them, severely.

This may be a bad time for bail-bond investors.



Source References:

[1] Former PM John Key’s last day in Parliament next week     15/03/2017     By Simon Wong.

[2] NBR Rich List 2016. The National Business Review Rich List Index. Ranked Alphabetically, p. 12, 57. National Business Review; The National Business Review Rich List 2013 at:; Donna Chrisholm. (December 2010). “The Not So Jolly Goodfellows.” Metro. Issue 349, p60; Herald on Sunday editorial: “Powerful, rich – and vulnerable” at; Bevan Hurley “Politician gets to keep details of divorce secret” at:; NZ PM Writes to ‘Missing Million’ Voters, “Thanks for not voting, loser”.

[3] Tracey Watkins. (19 March 2017). Dirty Politics author Nicky Hager releasing new book

[4] Key to leave Parliament in April Jason Walls Wednesday March 15, 2017 Copyright NBR. Cannot be reproduced without permission. Read more:; Audrey Young: John Key set to leave Parliament next week; And it’s goodbye from Key… Save Saturday, 18 March 2017; Audrey Young: John Key’s new boss Japanese philanthropist and priest 5:00 AM Saturday Mar 18, 2017;Audrey Young 3:13 PM Monday Dec 5, 2016;; John Key’s resignation – the question everyone is asking is why?

[5] John Campbell. (22 September 2014). Campbell Live. TV3. See also: The Nation. (27 September 2014 Edition). TV3; “John Key’s outlook, goals for the next three years”  Read more:

[6] Nicky Hager. (24 September 2014) New Zealand elections: dirty tricks helped John Key win another term; Dirty Politics NZ. Retrieved from:; Snoopman. (5 October 2014). NZ PM Writes to ‘Missing Million’ Voters, “Thanks for not voting, loser”.; (5 October 2014); NZ PM Writes to ‘Missing Million’ Voters, “Thanks for not voting, loser”.

[7] Nicky Hager. (24 September 2014) New Zealand elections: dirty tricks helped John Key win another term

[8] Vijay Devadas and Brett Nicholls (2012). The Meaning of John Key New Zealand Journal of Media Studies, 13.2. Retrieved from:; Graham Adams / 15 March, 2016 Is John Key the finest actor of his generation?; Puddleglum (21 April 2014). ‘What they see is what they get’; Snoopman (August 25, 2014).

[9] Frank Macskasy. (January 4, 2017). The Legacy of a Dismantled Prime Minister; John Campbell. 15 December 2016. Brand John: The Key to National’s success

[10] Alistair Barry. (2008). The Hollow Men. [Documentary]. Retrieved from:; Nicky Hager. (2006). The Manipulators, Chapter 10. The Hollow Men. manipulators-chapter-10-of-the-hollow-men/; Ferguson, C. (Director). (2011). Inside Job [Motion picture]. United States: Sony Pictures Classics; Dirty Politics How attack politics is poisoning New Zealand’s political environment

[11] LiveNews. (4 February 2015). New public affairs and campaign consultancy to partner with CrosbyITextor in New Zealand. Multimedia Investments Ltd; HdJ. (n.d.). Our People. Hannifin de Joux.; CIT Group

[12] Jo de Joux

[13] John Campbell. (22 September 2014). Campbell Live. TV3. See also: The Nation. (27 September 2014 Edition). TV3; “John Key’s outlook, goals for the next three years” Read more:; Jo de Joux; LiveNews. (4 February 2015). New public affairs and campaign consultancy to partner with CrosbyITextor in New Zealand. Multimedia Investments Ltd; HdJ. (n.d.). Our People. Hannifin de Joux.; John Campbell. (22 September 2014). Campbell Live. TV3. See also: The Nation. (27 September 2014 Edition). TV3; “John Key’s outlook, goals for the next three years”. Read more:

[14] Curia Clients.

[15] Crimes Act 1961. Section 240. Crimes involving deceit 240. Obtaining by deception or causing loss by deception. Parliamentary Counsel Office. New Zealand Neo-Colonial Government.

[16] Brian Fallow. (27-28 February 1999). QC blames tax officials for fraud case failings. The Weekend Herald.

[17] Katyal, N. K. (2002). Conspiracy theory. The Yale Law Journal, 112, 13071398. Retrieved from


[19] NZ right wing media take 3 years to realise John Key was probably hiding something By Martyn Bradbury /   March 15, 2017

[20] Nathan Smith (4 February 2014). An open letter to TPP protesters | The National Business Review

[21] Stacey Kirk. (17 June 2016). PMs chief press secretary resigns for ‘something new’.

[22] VERNON SMALL (19 October 2014). Political influence denied in Ede’s work; JO MOIR AND STACEY KIRK (December 12 2016). All the King’s men – who stands in Key’s inner circle and who will be in Bill’s?–who-stands-in-keys-inner-circle-and-who-will-be-in-bills

[23] Bryce Edwards. 22 February 2016 Political roundup: The Government’s problem with transparency; Felix Marwick. (13 March 2017). No sunlight, no disinfectant. Political machinations remain behind the veil \; Nicky Hager. (24 September 2014) New Zealand elections: dirty tricks helped John Key win another term; Dirty Politics NZ. Retrieved from:; Danyl Mclauchlan (January 1, 2017). Summer reissue: How John Key won at politics – all four of him.