Satisfying TV Market Share Hoes: Sexing Up Current Affairs or Manufacturing Soap? Part I
CURRENT AFFAIRS SHOW TO BE CHOPPED? STOP BECAUSE “ZONED-OUT” TV AUDIENCES, SAYS PRIME MINISTER STOP “PLANNED SYSTEMIC APATHY” SAY INVESTIGATIVE…
NZ PM Writes to ‘Missing Million’ Voters, “Thanks for not voting, loser”.
By Sophia Bigg-Storm, 6 October 2014 Mr ‘Nice Guy’ Congratulates Losers New Zealand’s prime minister John Key shocked…
NZ PM John Key’s Suppressed ‘Missing Million’ Voters Letter
21 September 2014 [INSERT NON-VOTING LOSER’S ADDRESS HERE] Dear [INSERT NON-VOTING LOSER’S NAME HERE], Congratulations for being one of…
Liar, Liar Pants on Fire: Or How NZ’s PM John Phillip Key is Now Fucked!
Dirty Politics. It’s favoured by ‘right’-wing parties in the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia, and Canada. It turns off ‘left’-wing…
Harry Potter Breaks Hollywood Gag-clause, Stuns World Leaders into Unscheduled Epic Three Minutes of Silence
Harry Potter breaks Warner Brothers contractual gag-clauses. The wizard reveals What Must Not Be Spoken in the News Media Anywhere…
INOCULATING “PORTRAIT OF A PRIME MINISTER”
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Conjuring the Smiling Assassin
A Money Tree Wand. An ex-banker’s note book of spells. Objects of a double life. A financial wizard who was just…
Ecological Concerns are “Clap-trap”, Simple Simon says (again)
New Zealand Minister of Energy & Resources ‘Educates’ Green Movement in Response to Being Teased for Downplaying Petroleum Exploration Plans…